Minister for Very Important Events

Biography

Minister Barry Gluten loves launches, events and openings with a passion. The central attraction is of course… himself! He makes sure he gets the chance to make a speech, cut a ribbon, greet the guests and ramble on with elegantly crafted ignorance. All while sampling the nibbles and drinks with gusto!

The Minister can be relied upon to get his background information mixed up, to make extraordinary connections between otherwise unrelated aspects of the event and inflate the significance of the utterly irrelevant. Despite what some may view as failings, The Minister is always appreciated for being a genial and thoroughly true-blue Australian, if an utter drongo.